December 2011
25 posts
“Winter’s the Time for Love” by...
Deep and Critical Conversations
M: I’m hoping there’s still BBQ left in the fridge…
Me: Yes, there’s a huge package in there!
J: A huge package of what?
Me: Oh, that meat that you coudldn’t handle yesterday at lunch
Entirely innocent inappropriate conversations at work, especially at 9:45AM
“Cold December Night” by Michael...
Laughs needed by COB...
“Hello? Sorry guys, sorry guys. I’m not sure I’ve earned the right to make announcements yet, but whoever’s giving me the Twelve Days of Christmas as my Secret Santa, please stop. I can’t take it anymore. My cat killed a turtle dove; the French hens have started pulling out my hair to make a nest. Please, stop.”
- Erin
“I begged Dwight & Jim to give...
WatchI’m constantly doodling during meetings and while I’m on the phone, and this short talk made me feel better about my often frowned upon habit.
A new definition for doodle: To make spontaneous marks to help yourself think
“We think doodling is something you do when you lose focus, but in reality it is a preemptive measure to stop you from losing focus”
“…Also, you were in my dream the other night and I dreamt that I was at...”
– Jen
“All I Want for Christmas is You” by...
