June 2011
23 posts
“Ivory’s the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have...”
– - Chelsea Handler
(via csanvido)
“The only thing I’m worried about is being sticky and walking home stained”
– Lauren
K: No, he said he wanted to meet about it tmrw to discuss it overall
Me: With both of us or just you?
K: I think with me and MJ
Me: You and Michael Jordan? OMG!!!!!!!
K: Well, we're two of the best basketball players of all time, so we meet almost everyday
“Yeah, now. Come to my office. Pronto.” I want to tell him that normal people do not use the word “pronto”, unless they’re kidding or playing Scrabble.
- Rachel, to her boss, from Something Borrowed by Emily Giffin.
Yes, yes, I know I’m about 7 years behind just reading this book now, but they’ve made a movie from it, and I know I won’t read it...
I have a confession to make.
After really...
during a long and tedious one-on-one meeting...
coworker: (babbling on about nothing, getting nowhere slowly)
me: (grab a sticky note, begin to write a personal reminder)
coworker: (steals a glance at my note...) Did you just write yourself a reminder to 'jump out window'?
me: Um, no, I was reminding myself to remember my jump drive. (thinking: Is it really that clear that I'm hating my life right now?)
“Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours of...”
– Chelsea Handler (My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands)
Chelsea Handler is coming to DC next week and I want to go SO BADLY!
(via csanvido)
Ditto! Coll and I would LOVE to go to her show!
