Laughs needed by COB…

“Hello? Sorry guys, sorry guys. I’m not sure I’ve earned the right to make announcements yet, but whoever’s giving me the Twelve Days of Christmas as my Secret Santa, please stop. I can’t take it anymore. My cat killed a turtle dove; the French hens have started pulling out my hair to make a nest. Please, stop.”

- Erin

“I begged Dwight & Jim to give me Erin for Secret Santa and I decided to give Erin the Twelve Days of Christmas…Is it my fault that the first eight days there’s basically thirty birds?”

- Andy